Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Adventures of Champu (The Analyst) - 1

[I am creating a fictitious character called Champu, loosely based on the characters of all the Boyzz. Champu is an engineer by education and is now working as a junior-most analyst in a consultancy firm.
Most of the incidents mentioned in these posts would be true. Some of the posts may end up being incredibly geeky (including this one), reader’s discretion is advised]
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A very tiny Champu is standing inside an Excel cell trying to make sense of the number in that particular cell. He starts “tracing precedence” and moves from one cell to another using the trace marks. He will not give up until he reaches the original source. He needs to understand everything. After a long journey which involves moving through 5 workbooks, 74 worksheets and 3200 cells – Champu is understandably tired and confused.

And then the unimaginable happens.

Excel hangs up! All the walls around Champu begin to crumble and close on him. He is trapped and about to be crushed!

*A loud Scream*

Champu wakes up after yet another Excel Nightmare!

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