Boyzz go Philosophical

In their “Khelne Koodne ki Umar”, this Hip-Hop loving, Cartman adoring, Dhoni worshipping gang has started writing philosophical discourses on issues as profound as “happiness”.

Kwatra, in his thought provoking and long essay, declares that personal “happiness” is the only driver of all human actions. For example, one donates because "it makes one feel like a king" leading to happiness. (The world is waiting for part 2 of his thesis where he will define what happiness is. Details in thought provoking long essay )


Karthik asserts that “happiness” is a purely a function of success one has relative to one’s peers/friends. He goes on to suggest that if someone wants to be happy, he/she should have loser friends and co-workers. (If interested, read more in theory of relative happiness )

Both these posts are depressing and are as close to truth as a blog can be (whatever that means).

Champu's Adventure

Champu produces a report and takes it to his manager.

[Remember: You cannot cane someone for generating a piece of shit in corporate world]

Manager (at his “people sensitive best”): “I am not happy with this report”
Champu:“I can understand. Reports, in general, do not provide much happiness. Why don’t you seek happiness by meditating in Himalayas”
Manager: “Can you close your eyes and turn around, that will make me truly happy"
Champu(back to senses, attempting some damage control): “Can I instead change font size and add colors to the chart in the report"

Predictably, Champu gets fired the next day.

Karthik is glad to have friends like Champu.