Champu is happy today. Generally happy.
[everyone knows that Champu likes to solve unsolved mysteries when he is “Generally Happy”]
Today he picks up the famous problem – “Which of the IITs is better, Bombay or Delhi?” India Today tried to solve this problem a few years back. People preferred to use that edition to wipe their asses after they rated Jadhavpur University above IIT Delhi
Champu wants to settle this age old debate for once and all. In a flash of brilliance, he Googles “IIT Bombay” and “IIT Delhi”.
Results:
IIT Bombay is way ahead as compared to IIT Delhi (376,000 results to 150,000 results) The curious kid that Champu is, he dived deeper with his analysis
“IIT Bombay”, academics – “IIT Delhi”, academics: 43, 900 – 989!!
IIT Bombay Rocks!! but wait..
“IIT Bombay”, girls – “IIT Delhi”, girls: 9780 – 14,100
“IIT Bombay”, sex – “IIT Delhi”, sex: 624 – 10,000!!!!!!!!
Champu reaches an insightful conclusion “IIT Bombay is better overall, esp. good in academics. But Delhi guys have all the fun”
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Adventures of Champu (The Analyst) - 2
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ppl, yahoo search gives a totally different picture of the whole 'iit bombay' vs 'iit delhi' feud. i tried the same searches on yahoo search and ask jeeves and the results are interesting enough to pop the question of which search engine is the best in champu's mind. :p (kram, why champu? :D)
results of yahoo search:
"iit bombay" 254000
"iit delhi" 153000
"iit bombay" academics 35200
"iit delhi" academics 1130
(almost 30 times :O)
"iit bombay" girls 1460
"iit delhi" girls 1400
(yay!)
"iit bombay" sex 1250
"iit delhi" sex 1010
(yay!)
askjeeves results are as follows:
"iit bombay" 42100
"iit delhi" 30700
"iit bombay" academics 3530
"iit delhi" academics 931
"iit bombay" girls 671
"iit delhi" girls 741
(:-()
"iit bombay" sex 604
"iit delhi" sex 537
(yay!)
now it's up to champu to decipher what the results mean. i wanted to write something about the results but have forgotten what the original post was all about. :p open the comments window in a new window so that one can see the orignal post while making comments.
lol all u analysts at capone (Actually more specifically just Kram)...Shashi whooped ur ass in this one :) Man Shashi even I wouldnt go this far :D
Champu is a smart analyst. He only believes in the data that supports his conclusions he had guessed to begin with.
Glad to see that there are more vela folks other than me ;)
The main reason IITD scores on girls and sex is also fictional :) (Champu would doubtless be glad to hear that....)
A stupid little book called five-point-someone....
I can't explain the academic discrepancy; if IITD is less academically oriented than I remember IITB of yore to be, then I am truly worried about the future of our brand name :D
dudes......iit delhi is the place for chilling....it is situated in south delhi....one of the neicer palces in delhi...why?
1.you can always find hot chicks roaming at SDA which is at a distance of five minutes...!
2.you can find chilled beer at sda, at very cheap price of rs 40/45...!
3.all the markets and malls are near by,,,and are cool palce to hang out!
as far as acads and other things are considered,,,then there is not much of difference....the placement at both the iits are almost same.....and it depends upon your profile and cv,,,,what kind of package you are able to bargain....!its a big myth that if you are from iitd or iitb...then you will get 1 crore ruppe per annum!....it all depends upon ur cv+peronality+profile+atitude+other factors!
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